Courtesy of microsoft. The company wants people to throw Windows 7 launch parties. Yup. You’re supposed to sign on this website and they’ll provide with the “party favors”. If this doesn’t already sound like a terrible idea, they’ve created these instructional videos. here and here. Apparently they are totally for real.

Oh my God! That’s crazy! A Windows Tupperware party???
”In a lot of ways, you’re throwing a party with Windows 7 as an honored guest”. What the hell? Is Windows 7 going to be like HAL with a sens of humor?
Oh wow, what a visual, i’d love to see a wise-crackin’ copy of Windows ‘97 at a party hovering around the chip bowl, spurtin’ one liners like : Don’t Bogart that can…man.
Brilliant….